Lessons in marketing.

[pet-els]

A PROFESSOR EXPLAINED MARKETING TO MBA STUDENTS

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say: "I am very rich, marry me". That's Direct Marketing.

2. You attend a party and a friend of yours goes to a gorgeous girl, points at you and tells her: "He is very rich. Marry him". That's Advertising.

3. A gorgeous girl walks up to you and says "I hear you are very rich,

will you marry me?". That's Brand Recognition.



4. You walk up to a gorgeous girl and say "I am very rich, will you marry me?" and she slaps your face. That's Customer Feedback.

5. You walk up to a gorgeous girl and say "I am very rich, will you marry me?" and she introduces you to her husband. That's the Demand and Supply Gap.

6. You walk up to a gorgeous girl, but before you can say "I am very rich, will you marry me?", your wife arrives. That's a Restriction from Entering a New Market.


So now you all know!

PeterH

[T1 Terry]

Well, if my high school teachers had interpreted commerce in such an easy to understand way I might have been more interested in taking the subject as an elective
What does it mean when the gorgeous girl gets her phone out and looks up the BOM site to see if hell has frozen over?

T1 Terry

[jon_d]

And Peter;

Two blokes spot gorgeous twins and plan to walk up..... that's collusion and is illegal.

[T1 Terry]

And Peter;

Two blokes spot gorgeous twins and plan to walk up..... that's collusion and is illegal.

So, would the Tai boy/girls be considered as cross marketing?

[Busman]

Mostly Phillipinos T1. We built a horticultural structure for a plastic surgeon years ago, he turned one Phillipino guy into a girl a day, at 20K a go, and that was a real long time ago. 100K a week is not bad dosh. Some of the pics he showed us were drop dead gorgeous. (face, not his work !)