Self-help in a pandemic

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Self-help in a pandemic

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During the Great Depression men picked fruit to sell on the streets to survive.
Lady of our acquaintance has updated that idea, given the plethora of battery-powered gadgets kids have these days.
She has set up a stall outside the local playground selling batteries.

She sells C-cells by the see-saw.

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Ray, you have far too much time on your hands. :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Greynomad wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:33 pm During the Great Depression men picked fruit to sell on the streets to survive.
Lady of our acquaintance has updated that idea, given the plethora of battery-powered gadgets kids have these days.
She has set up a stall outside the local playground selling batteries.

She sells C-cells by the see-saw.

:roll:
Red wine will do that! :roll:
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:( I wish... still coming off opiod painkillers.
Ribs still bite me occasionally to remind me. :?
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David,
THIS is having too much time on your hands.... and a very patient dog. 😁
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