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Greynomad
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Slow driver

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Bloke walks into the pub & says to the assembled drinkers, “Geez, sorry I’m late fellers. Got stuck behind Arthur. He’s gotta be the slowest driver in the district.”
Fellow drinker asks, “What was he driving?”
Bloke replies, “A mob of sheep.”
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Last edited by Greynomad on Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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OMG, Ray.

Spelling mistake. :shock: shite - the world is going to end.
Bloke walks into the pub & says to the assembled drinkers, “Geez, sorry I’m late fellers. Got stuck behind Arthur. He’s gotta be the slowedt driver in the district.”
Fellow drinker asks, “What was he driving?”
Bloke replies, “A mob of sheep.”
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Typo: big fingers, small phone keypad...
I rest my cade.
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Greynomad wrote: Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:44 pm Typo: big fingers, small phone keypad...
I rest my cade.
😁
I don't think that any of us on these pages has not had a case of sausage fingers, some of us more than once. I consider myself a repeat offenders. Thankfully we can edit on this forum, IF we realise our error.
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Greynomad wrote: Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:44 pm Bloke walks into the pub & says to the assembled drinkers, “Geez, sorry I’m late fellers. Got stuck behind Arthur. He’s gotta be the slowest driver in the district.”
Fellow drinker asks, “What was he driving?”
Bloke replies, “A mob of sheep.”
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Even harder these days because the dogs would need to social distance the sheep while social distancing themselves from the sheep ..... :?
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... but sheep are such social animals. :? 8-)
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Greynomad wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:35 am ... but sheep are such social animals. :? 8-)
Sorta like the human variety of Sheeple



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Noggins wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:42 am
Greynomad wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:35 am ... but sheep are such social animals. :? 8-)
Sorta like the human variety of Sheeple



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