Mick ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
under your skirt? I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen Wee Paddy Browne?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, Paddy crawled out from under her skirt
and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. Ye' see, I don't want to
go to Afghanistan to fight.'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
Paddy looked at her and said, 'I hope I'm not being to rude, but you have a great pair of legs!!!!!
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either!'