A day in the life of a BMW driver

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A day in the life of a BMW driver

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The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my multilane highways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the exit ramp! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway!
The driver of the car behind me did realize his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.
Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane.
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 1180km/h enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 110km/h!
Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn’t be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.
Of course, once he realized it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!
He also tried to keep up with me and when he realized I would out-run him, he put on some blue and red lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew – that my car goes fast!
Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to go with him to a courthouse where he was suggesting they might take away my driver’s license because I wouldn’t need it any more, but the man in the funny robe suggested I have some points put on! (They’re not free points either – they’re around $500 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won’t be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won’t even NEED a driving license, so they will take it off me then!
See, now THAT’S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW!

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Some of the crew that cruise the M1 motorway on the GC in their AMG 6.3 Mercedes' must be related to that bloke. :lol:
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And the disrespectful hoons in their Lamborghinis are a disgrace!
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supersparky wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:22 pm Some of the crew that cruise the M1 motorway on the GC in their AMG 6.3 Mercedes' must be related to that bloke. :lol:
Aren't all BMW drivers related? It is one of the standing jokes each time we see a BMW, they must be turning, that is the only reason they'd be in the left lane ...... don't expect to see an indicator because we aren't driving a BMW, no point in wasting the effort on anything of a lower class ..... :lol:
Margaret was giving the Prius a work out down the chain of ponds road claiming we were late for the eye specialist. I threatened to buy her a BMW and convert it to electric so they wouldn't hear her approach but know to get out of the way when they saw the badge ;) They just don't take a Prius at high speed seriously :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :roll: I can't take a Prius seriously at any speed.
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