Heaven’s clocks

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Greynomad
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Heaven’s clocks

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A man dies and goes to heaven.
As he’s standing before St Peter, his eye is caught by the wall of clocks behind him.
“What are all the clocks for?” he asks.
“Oh,” says St Peter, “they’re Lie Clocks. Each person has their own clock, and every time they lie, the hands move.”
The man thinks for a moment, then asks, “Whose clock is that?” pointing.
“That’s Mother Theresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating she never lied in her life.
“Next to it is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands moved twice, indicating in his whole life he told two lies.”
The man asks, “So which one is Donald Trump’s clock?”
St Peter replies, “It’s not here. It’s in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
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And it is 'Fake News' that he doesn't not pay income tax apparently. :lol:
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Re: Heaven’s clocks

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The names change but the joke remains just as funny .... well, with Donald it could have been an act of kindness and they leant his clock to the devil to use as a ceiling fan, not sure anyone else could handle that sort of cold air blast or that JC was using it as a helicopter to cut down on fuel costs .....

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