firing squad

[Dot]

Scomo PM, Gladys of NSW, and Dangerous Dan from Victoria were set to face a firing squad in a small central Australian Town.
Scomo was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out "Earthquake". The firing squad fell into a panic and Scomo jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
Gladys was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Gladys pondered what she had just witnessed. Again, before the order was given Gladys yelled out "Cyclone". Again, the squad fell apart and Gladys slipped over the wall.
The last person, Dangerous Dan, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire".

[Greynomad]

So did the Fire Brigade arrive to save him?

[T1 Terry]

I thought Dan was in the firing squad for trying to save lives from Covid .... so wouldn't he have shouted "lock down" "quarantine" or just simply "Covid"

And what about Scomo, wouldn't he have shouted "How good are firing squads"

T1 Terry

[Greynomad]

"How good are firing squads"