WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.

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WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.

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Q: Who gives presents to our dogs & cats?

A: Santa Paws.

:roll: :roll: :roll:
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Thanks for the warning Ray...............Peter. :lol: :D
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Another one from the same Christmas Lunch:

Q: What did Santa ask Rudolf before they took off from the North Pole?

A: Do you think it will rain dear?

(More :roll: :roll: :roll: )
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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.
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Q. What does a reindeer say before telling you a joke?

A. “This’ll sleigh you!”
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Q. What’s the absolute bestest Christmas present?

A. A broken drum. You can’t beat it.
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