Q: Who gives presents to our dogs & cats?
A: Santa Paws.
WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.
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WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Re: WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.
Thanks for the warning Ray...............Peter.
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Re: WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.
Another one from the same Christmas Lunch:
Q: What did Santa ask Rudolf before they took off from the North Pole?
A: Do you think it will rain dear?
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Q: What did Santa ask Rudolf before they took off from the North Pole?
A: Do you think it will rain dear?
(More )
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
A. Frostbite.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.
Q. What does a reindeer say before telling you a joke?
A. “This’ll sleigh you!”
A. “This’ll sleigh you!”
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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- Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm
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Re: WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.
Q. What’s the absolute bestest Christmas present?
A. A broken drum. You can’t beat it.
A. A broken drum. You can’t beat it.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields