Two blokes grow up together, but after university one moves to New York and the other to San Francisco. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
AT AGE 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
AT AGE 42 they meet and play golf again
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
AT AGE 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
AT AGE 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
AT AGE 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six disabled parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
AT AGE 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
“Okay, let’s give it a try."
On Aging
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Saw this on another forum and thought I should share it
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Is there a similar type of place for females? What would it be called? "Weeners"? 
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Silver Soon To Be Singles, unisex and open to those who are about to unload the other half of the relationship they are now in, either at the morgue or the divorce courts and are cashed up as a result
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Maybe someone could set up a “Used Partner Yard”, like a used car yard, for those who want to trade in V1.0 for a younger V2.0... 
Or even swapping V2.0 for V3.0...
Or even swapping V2.0 for V3.0...
Regards & God bless,
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Gee you are way behind old man, those places are called apps or something like that, as with traded in cars you are likely to get a lemon (a sour puss)
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