Cat problem

[Greynomad]

Bloke moves in with his girlfriend.
Trouble is, her cat is very protective and attacks him every time he tries to get close to her.
One night he’s had enough. Puts the cat in his car, drives five km away and dumps it.
As he turns into the drive back at the house, the cat is sitting there waiting to attack him again.
The following night he drives the cat ten km and dumps it.
Sure enough, when he gets home, there’s the cat in the driveway.
Next night he dumps the cat 20km from home... only to be greeted by the ba$tard on his return.
The following night he drives 100km to the next city and dumps the cat.
Half-way home he calls his girlfriend.
“Is that bl@@dy cat at home?”
“Yes,” she answers, “why?”
“Put him on the phone. I’m lost and I need directions.”