The Swaggie’s response

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The Swaggie’s response

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The weary, wrinkled old swaggie knocked on the farmhouse door.
When it opened he was confronted by a huge harridan of a woman.
He explained his tiredness and hunger and begged sustenance.
She challenged him, “Do you drink spiritous liquor, my man?”
“That depends, missus,” he replied, “are you makin’ idle enquiries, or issuin’ an invitation?”
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Ray
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