Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
I bought some milk at the supermarket yesterday.
The checkout girl asked if I wanted the milk in a bag.
I said, “No thanks. Just leave it in the carton.”
Regards & God bless,
Ray
-- "Insufficient data for a meaningful answer." Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it" W.C.Fields