Fifty Shades Of Grey.

[norman]

Got this from Dots sister this morning....



Fifty Shades of Grey



My missus bought a paperback
In Asda, Saturday.
I had a look inside the bag -
'Twas "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it, see,
And went off up to bed.
An hour later, she appeared
Oh, the sight filled me with dread.

In her hand she held a rope,
The other, held a whip.
She brandished them around a bit
And then began to strip.

Well, forty years ago
I might have had a peek.
But Doris hasn't weathered well -
She's sixty-eight next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind
Couldn't be much grimmer.
And things progressed from bad to worse -
She toppled off her Zimmer .

She struggled back up to her feet
A good half hour later,
Put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her.

Now if you knew our Doris, see,
You'd know just why I cringed.
I'd been two months in traction, 'cos
My hips and knees unhinged.

She stood there nude. All naked, like,
Bent forward quite a bit

and, jumping back in fright, I went
And stood on her left t*t.

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out,
My word. What HAD I done ?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out
"Step on the OTHER one"

Well reader, I can tell no more
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say, my dark brown hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

Black and blue, battered too,
With wanton, wild perversion,
We decided that a night of sin
Was scarce worth such exertion.

Thank Heavens she has binned the book
And peace reigns, like before.
She's head to toe in winceyette
And back to back, we snore.

Anon.

[T1 Terry]

First time I've seen the last 2 verses, what's "winceyette"?

[norman]

First time I've seen the last 2 verses, what's "winceyette"?

Its a material that they used to make nightys and jama,s outta...

[Macca]

Haven't even read the book- probably never will

[Dot]

First time I've seen the last 2 verses, what's "winceyette"?

Show's you haven't been involved with many nighties
Same as flannelette.

[Wilbor]

First time I've seen the last 2 verses, what's "winceyette"?

Show's you haven't been involved with many nighties
Same as flannelette.

Or Silk

[Dot]

That skinny hey?

[Chuck]

Who is?

[Dot]

Who ever was conceived through a silk hankerchief that's who