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Great news Dottie, everything is starting to fall into place fo the pr of you. Just gotta get that back sorted and you will be set to hit the road.

At long last.

Now there's a thought Dot, hit the road!

Will have a word with George... between the two of us we might just be able to save you a visit to the back surgeon.

HIT THE ROAD.

Yeah, now all we gotta do is figure how high to lift you before we let you drop!!

I think you meant to say "HOW to lift you" not "How high" G has a block and tackle in the shed. and at the end of that I will do my block and he wont have any tackle

Oh! Orright then - spoilsport!

Just had the second nut call within 2 hrs from those "people" telling me my computer is in need of fixing so now I give my dads bosons whistle a good work out. Sick of them.

If they have the hide to ring again Dot, have some fun and string em along. Like, what windows? I opened all the doors and windows this morning and they are fine . Oh the computer, what computer. What makes you think I can afford such frivolities? I don't have a computer here, are you trying to sell me a computer? What would I do with one of them things?
Truly, you can have a really long conversation with those nutters, take the total mickey out of them and they still keep on going, trying to read you their little story. Last time I asked the creep, did he think that Aussies were all idiots? He went very quiet, I just left the phone on the bench for about 20 minutes until he finally hung up.
Just don't stress about it. They are only trying to earn a living..........dishonestly. And you don't have to let them mess with your computer or your visa card if you don't want to play their games, make up your own games. much more fun!

Most of the times I do the what comp thing but to get two calls in such a short time I now reckon a burst ear drum of a few of them at least gives another pest a chance of a job till they ring me that is. Anyone watching the Bahrain F1? what a boringly sterile looking track that is??