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Had a play between Dot's legs today.....

What happened was... Dot came with us whilst George went with Jenny & Mike, & as Dot is more comfortable in the front seat of a car she was sitting in the Nav's seat with the backrest suitably reclined whilst Nav sat behind my seat.

On the way back G came in with us whilst Jenny & Mike headed off home - we assume - but when George tried to climb in the back of the Cruiser with Dot's back rest under his chin it was a bit awkward.

Dot couldn't adjust the back rest whilst still reclining on it & couldn't reach the adjustment bar to slide the seat forward so she was at my mercy.

Being the gentleman that I am I climbed out & walked around to her side, opened the door & even before I could reach in to adjust the seat her legs were already widely - & I do mean widely - spread, the eyes were rolling, mouth open, tongue hanging out & already drooling.

Some people you can take anywhere twice - the second time to apologize!!

Chuck, The visual is brilliant.

Yeah , that's his side of the story. The truth is, "I was bluffing, of course I could reach the "knobs" just wanted to see if I could get him to come (to my assistance)

Sounds like a bit of a lost opportunity Dottie, I mean, if Chuck is going to play between your legs, you need to leave George at home, not park him in the back seat!!! We had a wonderful weekend Dottie and George and it was great to catch up with Chucky and Katrina once again and then Ivan and and Ros today. Dottie and George set us up in their spare room with a nice comfy bed and lots of quilts to keep us warm and we were both snug as bugs in a rug
After we set off from meeting Ivan and Ros, we did our usual jaunt, ie taking the back roads home, driving through the lovely country side. We took a turn here and a turn there and ended up heading back to Strath, which is not the way we needed to go, so we took another road and headed the other way and ended up near Woodchester. Took another road near there and headed "that way" and ended up near Prospect Hill and then turned down this road and then down that road and next thing we knew we were at the top of the hill heading towards Strath again!! Oh well, we thought, may as well have lunch in Strath. As we headed down the hill into Strath I said to Mike "Hi Dottie, we're here again" and had a laugh. We stopped out the front of the bakery and headed over to the info centre to use the loo and who should be walking through the carpark??? Yep Dottie and Katrina!! Small town hey

Just had a call from Geoff aka Bobblebago to say they were still alive and well and soaking up the warm sunshine (smart ass). Internet service not too good up there.

Bit of thought went into that one...

It brings a joke to mind

Which one is that...

Pardon?




......for starters!