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Dot wrote:It is soooo cold today that I had to put nursing pads on cuz G was complaining I was poking his eyes out and he was in the shed

Hmmm........ and how long have you had these nursing pads tucked away in the bra drawer Dottie???? If it's something to do with what you and George get up to behind closed doors....... or even open blinds for that matter probably best not to explain on the open forum

My nursing pads are actually hand towels but just didn't want to be seen as boasting

Scared the beegeebers out of me as I went out the back door, reckon it is the same thing (frog or toad) as I posted ages ago. Today we spotted a blue tongue under the hot water cyl along side the house and tonight this fella, invasion of the slippery hoppers..

Dot wrote:My nursing pads are actually hand towels but just didn't want to be seen as boasting

Now beach towels would have been boasting Dottie

Dot wrote:

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Scared the beegeebers out of me as I went out the back door, reckon it is the same thing (frog or toad) as I posted ages ago. Today we spotted a blue tongue under the hot water cyl along side the house and tonight this fella, invasion of the slippery hoppers..

So.... are ya gunna slip it a kiss just in case??? best try the kiss before the ear whisper, you don't want it to croak on you eh

Frogs have big tongues don't they hmmmm. Where can I find the words to the song from Monty Pythons the meaning of life, " Every Sperm is sacred"

Cancel that Q/ I have it already

We now have gentle rain falling and the birds are all screeching their feathers off while hanging upside down washing under their wings even the lawn is singing along with all the shrubs. Hope the rain gets to NSW soon

Think I went out with her sister a few decades ago.
Bernie.

I don't think you went out with my sister Bernie but I shall ask her