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Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:05 pm**

Does Helen play music?

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:27 pm**

Only when she has had a few wines.

I say the light under the door had to come and check it out, so goodnight once and for all x

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:08 pm**

Far too accurate!!!

I love it when a complicated situation can be explained in such simple terms!

* Democrats don't understand THE DEBT CEILING

* Republicans don't understand THE DEBT CEILING

* Liberals don't understand THE DEBT CEILING

* NO ONE understands THE DEBT CEILING

SO, allow me to explain...

> Let's say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer-backup in your neighborhood.

> Your home has sewage all the way up to your ceiling.

What do you think you should do?

> 1. raise the ceiling, or

> 2. pump out the shit?

Your choice is coming in November 2016!

>

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:38 pm**

Only in America Dot. We will probably have had the chance to voice an opinion by then.
Raise the ceiling is the soft answer, but I do know how hard it is to pump shit.

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:53 pm**

supersparky wrote: but I do know how hard it is to pump shit.

George just gets a stick when I block the system up.

I remember when we were getting the sales blurb about the vac loo and I asked the salesman "Can this system handle a man sized Polly Waffle?"

and he assured us it could. - LIAR

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:08 pm**

Dot wrote:
supersparky wrote: but I do know how hard it is to pump shit.
George just gets a stick when I block the system up. I remember when we were getting the sales blurb about the vac loo and I asked the salesman "Can this system handle a man sized Polly Waffle?" and he assured us it could. - LIAR

but you said man size, not Dottie size or volume

Now, the answer to the question that was not listed but needs to be the first step, unblock the toilet, then a lot of the problem will go away, then you will only be knee deep in it and that is about the normal level, it's only a problem if it's above head high and you are still swallowing the same stuff

Not quite sure how Trump plans to make the whole wall idea work, they enter via tunnels but I did learn an interesting word today, Trumpery, look it up, it says it all really

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:26 pm**

I accept that I would get "bigger" as I got older but not everything had to..

Posted: **Fri Mar 18, 2016 6:10 pm**

Dot wrote:I accept that I would get "bigger" as I got older but not everything had to..

You are what you eat Dot..... I'm sure that someone important wrote that once, a long long time ago.

Posted: **Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:06 pm**

One day reprival for Dot
After a very windy night Facing head wind and very strong wind We decided to have a day in Underbool so early start tomorrow
300 ks to Dots Big day for us
Hi to all Helen the boring one

Posted: **Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:42 pm**

Suppose you want tea cooked for you?

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