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A lot a very lot Mr Phil, but it is fun trying

What is the story with the "Do Not Ring" system? Tonight within a matter of 2 hrs we got a recorded call from Mr Turnbull and just now one from a survey mob? both got hung up on. I redid the do not call registry a couple of weeks ago. Grrrrrrrrr

Politics and surveys are not included in the Do Not Call register.

I reckon they loose voters by spruking via the phone. Another reason to hate pollies

So what makes those lot any different to the other annoying mongrels interrupting our evenings??

You do forget that pollies are a breed apart? closer to apes and paid like kings.

What a bloody awful night I had, was all cuddled up with Brian when one of those hot waves came over me (NOT Gman) so I was in the process of sticking my leg out of the bed into the cold night air when the mongrel cramp struck, not in the calf as normally happens but right behind the knee. Well Brian went flying and George was sort of awake trying to locate my poor leg to do something to help me but he was groping around on the bed while my leg was straight up in the air. Maybe he should have turned the light on Then this morning another cramp thing struck my forearm just at the elbow?? Strangely enough the leg "cramp" is not painful maybe I pulled a hammy???:) anyway a beautiful day here in Strath so outside I go.

Dot wrote:What a bloody awful night I had, was all cuddled up with Brian when one of those hot waves came over me (NOT Gman) so I was in the process of sticking my leg out of the bed into the cold night air when the mongrel cramp struck, not in the calf as normally happens but right behind the knee. Well Brian went flying and George was sort of awake trying to locate my poor leg to do something to help me but he was groping around on the bed while my leg was straight up in the air. Maybe he should have turned the light on Then this morning another cramp thing struck my forearm just at the elbow?? Strangely enough the leg "cramp" is not painful maybe I pulled a hammy???:) anyway a beautiful day here in Strath so outside I go.

Eat more mushrooms Dottie, for the cramps, fake the cramps next time and reposition yourself better for G man's groping.... why do I have to do all the thinking for you young lady

Hate mushrooms. you men are always complaining about women "faking it" now here you are in public telling me to do just that. Have been thinking about what /where I could fake a cramp for an appropriate position. Shouldn't you be at work ?

dream4red wrote:You do forget that pollies are a breed apart? closer to apes and paid like kings.

Check out the 'Crocodiles' joke in The Jokers page...

Had the black hawk helicopters do a low fly over this morning Maybe they are looking for BinBrian