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What a good obedient pussy you have there Terry.

Dot wrote:What a good obedient pussy you have there Terry.

Must be self trained, I haven't had much sucess training any others

What a great day, there was sunshine and a warm breeze so I decided to kick the mowers into action. got the ride on buzzing, so Elly (dog) and I zipped around the green stuff then asked G to do the whipper snipping so I could do the hand mower, ok till the dam thing spat the dummy, noooo not G the mower , so that ended the days mowing. I also refilled some of the stores we used on out trip away and even swept the bus's floor.. G re located a baby sleepy lizard to a safer place before the toothless dog gummed it to bits and also caught a mouse in his shed (yes the mouse was caught in a trap) So now it's time for tea...

Dot wrote:... got the ride on buzzing,...ok till the dam thing spat the dummy,...

Hmmm, I'm picking up a pattern here. Seems that the same scenario occurred when I was there years ago. I can't believe that George hasn't cottoned on to your cleaver cons - or is he too much of a gentleman (in my case, coward) to call you on it?

dawg

But this time I have witnesses..

Dot wrote:But this time I have witnesses..

Wot am I? Chopped liver! I saw your cleaver ploy with my own eyes and the poor devastated G who was under the gun shackled to a mission impossible time frame bus refit schedule. Not even to mention the shocking wages that poor soul suffered under with ever pressing treats to cut his meagre pennies in HALF. I can still hear that mournful mummer, "but half of nuthin is still nuthin" he exclaimed. Oh the inhumanity of the oppression.

dawg (who knows the punishment of being locked in the loo for insubordination!)

But he bribed your silence so he wouldn't tell about this "Canadian" fella that locked himself in the loo not one, not twice but thr Oh I nearly forgot , not supposed to mention those episodes is one As you were saying Brad

After the destruction of reputations that toilet has brought about, I was very careful in there
There is so little grass still alive in S.A. I thought cutting it would be a last thing on your mind. both Margaret and I were amused by the nature strips in Murray Bridge, many had artificial turf laid to at least make it look green. On the way to the river side carvan park we saw a couple of places being measured up for the grass carpet laying Worth thinking about Dottie, then you could vacuum it instead of mowing it

Mice and green now Terry thanks to your grey water If you are offering to pay for the fake grass then I accept, Even had some mushrooms popping up, till I mowed them. Ever heard a mushy scream?

Ever heard a mushy scream?

does it go something like 'Ahh... yes, yes, ahhh... ahhh' nope never heard that, should I keep my hearing aids in next?