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T1 Terry wrote:How would you like to be this fit, I don't think I was ever that fit http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=5hIc2ODfRxQ an incredible display of strength and flexabilty put into a nightclub act.

So many punch lines; so few I can use.

T1 Terry wrote:How would you like to be this fit, ....

Gives French toe hold a brand new definition.

Fit as an "old pretzel"

If I was that fit i would be dangerous. Luckily, I've never been that fit.

Had my tooth with the root canal filling fixed today, didn't realise bananas had pips

I do not wish to hijack the June photo comp so I refer you to that topic to point out that a Hills Hoist has clearly been stolen from Australia and smuggled into New Zealand - how dare they. We wouldn't lay claim to anything of theirs, would we?

I'll have two of what you have been smoking.

SteveW wrote:I do not wish to hijack the June photo comp so I refer you to that topic to point out that a Hills Hoist has clearly been stolen from Australia and smuggled into New Zealand - how dare they. We wouldn't lay claim to anything of theirs, would we?

thank you for that Steve, If you had I would have had to send you a letter...

Anyone watching the history of the Tour De France (The legend of the race)? now let Lance Armstrong retrace what those men did, he wouldn't get 5 ks down the road.(dirt ones at that) very interesting.

Greynomad wrote:Dot,
We've been members since 1998.
WE didn't get a badge...

We had been members since 1998, no recognition of long term membership that I can remember. I wonder if Keith is helping the board see they will be reduced to the bosses of nothing if they don't recognise the club is the members and the members need to be looked after a lot better than they have been or the exodus will continue.