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Ya gotta laff:

BiL of my long time friend rang me for a chat about motor homes as I was the only one he knew of who owned one, that makes me an expert?

He was asking about the travel noise in the MH from all the cupboards and pots and pans etc and was this normal, the IVECO based Winnie whilst comfortable felt like a truck with very stiff suspension, was this normal.

I won't detail my answers but we all went away happy.

If you want to chat about motor homes and don't know anyone who owns one, feel free to give me a ring on 555 324 212 (All tv and film phone numbers start with 555 don't they)

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silly bugga :D
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Does his Iveco have duals on the rear Russell.
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My motorhome project has been sitting beside my house for some year, how do I get rid of the bad fairies? Some of the acts that they think are funny include:
Making bits I've cut too short for the job intended
Turn pieces upside down and inside out so they still fit perfectly but the patterned side is on the inside
The last time I finished it the bad fairies in one night undid all my had work and the next day you couldn't see any difference to how it looked a mth ago

Once I get rid of the bad fairies how do I attract the good fairies to finish it off without the bad fairies finding out and undoing all the good fairies hard work and mine?

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Terry do you believe in Santa. :roll: :roll:
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norman wrote:Does his Iveco have duals on the rear Russell.
Dual wheels, not axles (4.5t) model

Enjoy this piece of information (from your MH expert( :shock: )
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Terry I have analysed your situation and can quite confidently state you don't have fairies , your simply have a standard case of the Murphy's, by gorrah.

The cure is chanting "whale oil beef hooked".

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Hmmm..... I've tried other words and quite often quite loudly but the fairies still come back, can't be Murphy cause he'd leave the empty Guinness glass or at least the stain where he put it down between refills, gotta be fairies, just gotta be.

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May I suggest that you get that court case finished then yell loudly "HELP I WANT MY BUS FINISHED" and then the good fairies will appear from every where.

When the good fairies arrive the bad fairies will disappear and each day you will see the work of the good fairies and they even MAY let you help as long as you are a good boy

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Hmmm..... that seems to be the major stumbling block, getting this court case finally even started, the leaches still think there is a bit of blood left to drain out before they let the corpse float off down stream. I am so sick of insurance company paid doctors writing phoney reports, they are the real bad fairies along with the insurance company that pays them. 8 yrs is just too long.

New question for the expert, how do I get rid of the bad faries that are stopping me getting my motorhome finished? :lol:

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