You Are My First

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T1 Terry
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Re: You Are My First

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I can see it now, one of those Japanese anime cartoons with a sound track backing of Tell Me Lies :lol:
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How to tell the sex of a fly

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing" she asked.
"Hunting flies" re responded.
"Oh.! Killing any" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied.
Intrigued she asked "How do you tell them apart"
He responded

"3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the telephone"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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