Age & Baby

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Dot
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Age & Baby

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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No,
not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very
impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!'
she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I
demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'



'BECAUSE I FORGOT
WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
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Re: Age & Baby

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Is that personal experience? :lol:
cheers phil
:mrgreen:
Phil,Ann and Mia the spoilt dog
Wanna be grey nomads from SA
Its a Jayco and we love it And another Jeep
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uh huh :? :lol:
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A smile came Dot thanks, And just think some where some place someone is sitting and thinking things like this up, just to make us smile .Thanks to them as well..
Bob n Bev....
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