XMAS IS COMING AND THE GOOSE IS GETTING FAT.
SO YOU CAN EAT A LOT TOO MUCH, AND WEAR A SILLY HAT.
YOU WILL DRINK A TOAST TO EVERYONE, IF YOU KNOW THEM OR NOT.
JUMP AROUND, WAVE YOUR ARMS, AND TALK A LOT OF ROT.
Y’LL INSULT ALL YOUR FRIENDS & MAKE A LOT OF NOISE.
PLAY WITH THE KIDS, BUT MOSTLY WITH THEIR TOYS.
YOU WILL EAT TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH & CRASH OUT ON THE BED.
REGAIN SOME SORT OF CONSCIOUSNESS IN THE EVENING, SPORTING A THUMPING HEAD.
HELL YOU SHOULDN’T FEEL LIKE THIS, YOU WAS ONLY DRINKING BEER.
AFTER ALL IT’S NOTHING NEW, YOU HAVE BEEN PRACTICING ALL THE YEAR.
OH! BOY THAT’S XMAS!!!