Guiseppe & the haircut

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Guiseppe & the haircut

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Guiseppe was complaining to Luigi the barber about the price of his haircuts.
"I just come back from New York". said Guiseppe, "Over there you get a real good haircut for about five bucks."
"As maybe," said Luigi, "But what about the fare?"
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wasn't me! wasn't me!

I got a number 2 all over for nix........ (will get me 8.53 km further down the road!)

:lol: 8-)

:idea: :idea:
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admin wrote:wasn't me! wasn't me!

I got a number 2 all over for nix........ (will get me 8.53 km further down the road!)

:lol: 8-)

:idea: :idea:
I heard that no 2 all over gets very itchy in places where sun don't shine :lol:
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As most mother's that have given birth ..............

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admin wrote:wasn't me! wasn't me!

I got a number 2 all over for nix........ (will get me 8.53 km further down the road!)

:lol: 8-)

:idea: :idea:
I don't fancy anyone doing their Number 2s all over me. :o :lol: :lol:
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ALAN 41 wrote:
admin wrote:wasn't me! wasn't me!

I got a number 2 all over for nix........ (will get me 8.53 km further down the road!)

:lol: 8-)

:idea: :idea:
I don't fancy anyone doing their Number 2s all over me. :o :lol: :lol:
Isn't it supposed to be good luck if a bird does it, not so good if was a cow though :shock:
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T1 Terry wrote:
ALAN 41 wrote:
admin wrote:wasn't me! wasn't me!

I got a number 2 all over for nix........ (will get me 8.53 km further down the road!)

:lol: 8-)

:idea: :idea:
I don't fancy anyone doing their Number 2s all over me. :o :lol: :lol:
Isn't it supposed to be good luck if a bird does it, not so good if was a cow though :shock:
Either way Terry it's a crappy thought. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Guiseppe & the haircut

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admin wrote:As most mother's that have given birth ..............

:P :oops: :oops:

Don't do that any more, haven't done that torture for at least 20 odd yrs. ;) ;)
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