Better check this Admin, sorry if over the top for here
Good time of year for this one......
Onions and Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers,
'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?' The son asks.
The Father replies, 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum,
how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?' the daughter asks.
The mother replies, 'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls ......... are just for decoration.
cheers
Gary
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We will see how many reports we get only had to edit one so far and that was from a member who should have known better
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nope ...... I'm letting him moderate that one!!!
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Nothing wrong with that one, read the intro to the section.
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T1 Terry wrote: We will see how many reports we get only had to edit one so far and that was from a member who should have known better
Well you will keep talking about the feral cones Did I ever tell you about the "ferel pine trees in WA"?
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