Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
A Scot arrived at the pearly gates
"Name?" asked St Peter.
"Jock McTavish," replied the scot.
"piss off," said St Peter. "We're not making porridge for one".....
A Scottish gentleman is one who gets out of the bath to pee in the sink.
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
