Jumping on the bed

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Jumping on the bed

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Ya gunna love this one ...(dot)





Jumping On the Bed - Gotta love women~

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look, What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old"..
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old bum ?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.

(Men . . . They just never know when to shut up, do they?)

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Re: Jumping on the bed

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Yes I dooooooooo like that one,, ever so true.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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