After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, a great big bed and a large screen color TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?! They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
solving a mans problem
Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
Jump to
- Suggestions, Problems & Rules
- ↳ Rules
- ↳ Forum Notices
- ↳ Suggestions
- ↳ Report Problems
- ↳ FORUM ICONS (meanings)
- Meet & Greet
- ↳ Introduce Yourself
- ↳ About your outfit
- ↳ Event & Get Togethers
- Campfire Chatting area
- ↳ Drop in & Chat
- ↳ Tank's Interesting Topics
- ↳ Around the Home
- ↳ Dot,s Banal Chat...
- ↳ Pets, & more pets
- ↳ News Articles of Interest
- ↳ Hobbies & Interests
- ↳ Drones & Helicopters
- Hammer & Chisel (Members)
- ↳ Gadgets and thing-m-bobs
- Fun & Games
- ↳ Joker's Palace
- ↳ What's Your Question Please?
- Buy, Sell & Swap
- ↳ FOR SALE!!
- ↳ WANTED!!
- ↳ Vehicles for SALE
- Photos & Snaps
- ↳ Monthly Photo Competition
- ↳ Various Pics of Social Occasions
- ↳ Photo Resizer..
- Birthdays...
- ↳ Birthdays