Thought for Today

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Now to return to the original program

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Wouldn't it be great, if we could put ourselves in the clothes dryer and come out 3 sizes smaller.
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I bet Grant Denyer wouldn't agree with that, and could probably fit in a clothes dryer :lol:

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A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve

They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it’s raining," says the man.

"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman.

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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If you die on the operating table and the surgeon revives you,
does that mean you have a new birthday and start again from one ?
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 12:31 pm If you die on the operating table and the surgeon revives you,
does that mean you have a new birthday and start again from one ?
It means you owe the surgeon a drink :lol:
Gret to see you back at the keyboard Ray, we have missed your special brand of humour ..... well I have anyway ;)

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Wouldn't it be ironic if you died in your living room... :? :roll:
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Hmm, took me a while. :lol: :lol:
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 3:06 pm Wouldn't it be ironic if you died in your living room... :? :roll:
Nearly as bad as waking up at your wake, only to find the keg was empty ....
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T1 Terry wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 4:50 pm
Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 3:06 pm Wouldn't it be ironic if you died in your living room... :? :roll:
Nearly as bad as waking up at your wake, only to find the keg was empty ....
:shock: That would be much worse!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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