Thought for Today
- supersparky
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Re: Thought for Today
Google Escher if you have some spare time, there are links to many illusions and illusionists.
Cheers
David
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- T1 Terry
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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a beer. The barman looked at the horse and said
"You should go easy on that. You may be an alcoholic".
To which the horse replied
"I don't think I am" and promptly vanished.
To explain - this is a reference to the philosopher Descarte's well known premise
"I think there for I am"
Which I would of explained initially but that would have put Descarte before de horse.
T1 Terry
"You should go easy on that. You may be an alcoholic".
To which the horse replied
"I don't think I am" and promptly vanished.
To explain - this is a reference to the philosopher Descarte's well known premise
"I think there for I am"
Which I would of explained initially but that would have put Descarte before de horse.
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
- supersparky
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Re: Thought for Today
T1, have you stolen Ray's joke book.
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David
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Re: Thought for Today
Come on David, that was a quality joke ........
T1 Terry
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Well, I must admit, it is better than anything that I have come up with recently.
Cheers
David
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Re: Thought for Today
T1,
If that’s a ‘quality joke’ then by definition it came from my joke book!
If that’s a ‘quality joke’ then by definition it came from my joke book!
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
Boss Cocky sends the Jackaroo to fix the windmill behind the cookhouse.
While he’s up there, a wind change swings the tail around and knocks him to the ground.
The cook sees him land in a cloud of dust, and rushes out.
“What happened?” he asks the dazed man.
“Dunno,” the Jackaroo replies, “I just got here.”
While he’s up there, a wind change swings the tail around and knocks him to the ground.
The cook sees him land in a cloud of dust, and rushes out.
“What happened?” he asks the dazed man.
“Dunno,” the Jackaroo replies, “I just got here.”
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
BTW, T1,
As I have tried several times to point out to everyone, it’s ‘could have’.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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Re: Thought for Today
Should I pass that onto the the author on the forum I stole it from ?
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO