Thought for Today
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Dot
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Re: Thought for Today
My thought for today is, I thought I was fit enough to get outside and do some cleaning up ie moving bricks, putting stuff on the trailer and repositioning old fencing rounds, BUT I now know my thought was not right= I am sore and buggered.
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
Practice safe eating,
Always use condiments.
Always use condiments.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
I have noticed that in any given hetero relationship:
One person is always right;
The other is a male.
One person is always right;
The other is a male.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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supersparky
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Re: Thought for Today
How long did it take you to finally figure out that, Ray?
Cheers
David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
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pet-els
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Re: Thought for Today
Civilization in 2022 - this is priceless
� Our Phones - Wireless
� Cooking - Fireless
� Cars - Keyless
� Food - Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress - Sleeveless
� Youth - Jobless
� Leaders - Shameless
� Relationships - Meaningless
� Attitudes - Careless
� Babies - Fatherless
� Feelings - Heartless
� Education - Valueless
� Children – Mannerless
We are-SPEECHLESS,
Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
Only in This Stupid World ......do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
♂ ️
Only in This Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ♂ ️
Only in This Stupid World.....do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet Coke.. ♂ ️
Only in This Stupid World.....do banks leave vault doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.. ♂ ️
Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of
ten and buns in Packages of eight.. ♂ ️
Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering. ♂ ️
EVER WONDER
...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
♂ ️
Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
♂ ️
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word ♂ ️
Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'
♂ ️
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons 
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
♂ ️
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
♂ ️
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ♂ ️
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes ♂ ️
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
♂ ️
You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff !!
♂ ️
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ♂ ️
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
♂ ️
I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
♂ ️
If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal
♂ ️ ♂
PeterH
� Our Phones - Wireless
� Cooking - Fireless
� Cars - Keyless
� Food - Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress - Sleeveless
� Youth - Jobless
� Leaders - Shameless
� Relationships - Meaningless
� Attitudes - Careless
� Babies - Fatherless
� Feelings - Heartless
� Education - Valueless
� Children – Mannerless
We are-SPEECHLESS,
Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
Only in This Stupid World ......do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
♂ ️
Only in This Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
♂ ️Only in This Stupid World.....do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet Coke..
♂ ️Only in This Stupid World.....do banks leave vault doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters..
♂ ️Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of
ten and buns in Packages of eight..
♂ ️Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
♂ ️EVER WONDER
...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
♂ ️
Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
♂ ️
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word
♂ ️Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'
♂ ️
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
♂ ️
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
♂ ️Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food
♂ ️Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes
♂ ️Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
♂ ️
You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff !!
♂ ️
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains
♂ ️Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
♂ ️I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
♂ ️If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal
♂ ️ ♂PeterH
PeterH
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Chuck
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
It’s not the rise in artificial intelligence that worries me…
It’s the decline in real intelligence.
It’s the decline in real intelligence.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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supersparky
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Re: Thought for Today
Sad but true, isn't it.
Cheers
David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
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T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
We have finger tips but not toe tips, yet we can tip-toe but tip-finger?
T1 Terry
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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Dot
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Re: Thought for Today
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