******1990 AFL Grand Final Day******
As usual we, me and the now departed strife arrived at the Regent Hotel's Grand Ballroom for the obligatory Grand Final Seminar.
The word seminar avoided FBT and very smart, as the eats, drinks and entertainment was as usual first class.
It was classy, suit and tie, long dresses and a lot of semi revealed tit on show for those interested.
It was a fantastic day until the game started. Essendon v Collingwood. I am an avid Essendon supporter and in a moment of insanity
I married a Collingwood person.
Well she did have all of her teeth, not fat and a nice butt. Unusual!
Any way as the game unfolded, the worst it got and the more I drank. After the game I had to endure another six hours of Collingwood revelry, so imagine how well I was travelling by then
Now time to leave (midnight) and drop into a birthday party on the way home. I navigated the elevator OK, but the revolving door was an issue.
It pushed me out so fast enough to make me crab walk down the sloping red carpet, resulting in flattening 8 West Coast Eagles people.
We waited for a cab for awhile, then the boss said, better getting a cab in Collin's Street. I was told to hang on to a parking sign pole and she'd be back with a cab. All good, except when she got back I was nowhere to be seen. Deeper investigation found me lying on the footpath, but still with my hands around same pole. Very good self control
Anyway, we get to the party, the strife slams the taxi door shut with her thumb in the seal profile. Ouch!
After getting home a couple of hours later and sobering up a tad, I decided she needed to go to hospital ER. The Alfred was just down the road, so off we went, me driving and she advising how to miss parked cars.
We got there, she was taken in to ER. Great! I decided to go out front for a smoke, lit up, then tripped over and rolled down the front lawn. At this stage I am in my suit, but covered in grass as well. Embarrassing
Decided to take a seat in the ER waiting room to lessen them thinking I could be a bit P155ed.
When the strife was released from ER,she asked, "where's my husband?". Oh, he was snoring so loudly, we put him on a trolley and stuck him a storeroom out back.
We eventually got home at 9:30 am.
Big day