A Big Question

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A Big Question

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Q: Where is the best place to grow the ingredients for a Waldorf Salad?

A: In a Walled Off garden.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


(Read it aloud…) :roll:
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Greynomad wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:00 pm Q: Where is the best place to grow the ingredients for a Waldorf Salad?

A: In a Walled Off garden.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


(Read it aloud…) :roll:
What, and get a groan from everyone within hearing distance :roll:

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You don't. You get down off a duck.

(And you complain about my joke books! Dredged up this one from high school memories… 1960s!!!) :D


Actually, the Waldorf joke is a Greynomad original! Not from a joke book.
Prompted by SWMBO preparing a Waldorf salad to accompany our dinner.
Amazingly, she laughed!! Not a Dad Joke. ;)
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Interesting choice of jokes - Waldorf Salad & Duck.

I quite like both . . . . on a plate.

Some I did recently. Duck breast with home made plum sauce and Waldorf salad. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Another Big Question:
(This one will test your lexicographical skills…)

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and contains one letter?
























A: Envelope.
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Very good Ray. :lol:
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Q: What’s the poorest town in Australia?

A: Broke.

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