A Chinese Wedding

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A Chinese Wedding

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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring ,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten .
I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask.
Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request .
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her ...
'You want ... Garlic Chicken wif flide lice..???
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Oooooo, Dottie!

You’ll have someone jumping up & down, pointing a finger and yelling, “Racist joke! Racist joke!” and demanding your private parts be removed without using anaesthetic!

Funny, though. I like it! 😁🤣
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Greynomad wrote: Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:13 pm Oooooo, Dottie!

You’ll have someone jumping up & down, pointing a finger and yelling, “Racist joke! Racist joke!” and demanding your private parts be removed without using anaesthetic!

Funny, though. I like it! 😁🤣
Me too.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What,s Raciest about that!! except for the the word Chinese it sounded like me after a few glasses to many of Durif!!!!!!!!
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I was getting excited!!!
I'm in Berth 69 in the marina!!!
(& she wanted to try 69!)
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BruceS wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 8:04 pm I was getting excited!!!
I'm in Berth 69 in the marina!!!
(& she wanted to try 69!)
She would have to swim there or climb the fence to get there :lol: :lol:
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OMG... heart that in kindy ... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Sung to the tune of ... ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHmhmZqAap4

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