A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring ,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten .
I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask.
Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request .
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her ...
'You want ... Garlic Chicken wif flide lice..???
A Chinese Wedding
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A Chinese Wedding
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Re: A Chinese Wedding
Oooooo, Dottie!
You’ll have someone jumping up & down, pointing a finger and yelling, “Racist joke! Racist joke!” and demanding your private parts be removed without using anaesthetic!
Funny, though. I like it!
You’ll have someone jumping up & down, pointing a finger and yelling, “Racist joke! Racist joke!” and demanding your private parts be removed without using anaesthetic!
Funny, though. I like it!
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Re: A Chinese Wedding
What,s Raciest about that!! except for the the word Chinese it sounded like me after a few glasses to many of Durif!!!!!!!!
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Re: A Chinese Wedding
I was getting excited!!!
I'm in Berth 69 in the marina!!!
(& she wanted to try 69!)
I'm in Berth 69 in the marina!!!
(& she wanted to try 69!)
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Re: A Chinese Wedding
She would have to swim there or climb the fence to get there
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Re: A Chinese Wedding
OMG... heart that in kindy ...
Sung to the tune of ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHmhmZqAap4
vik...
Sung to the tune of ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHmhmZqAap4
vik...
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