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A guy with a 25 inch willy goes to the doctor and said "I can't live with this willy anymore! It's too long!".
The doctor replied "go to the swamp and find a female frog and ask her to marry you.....she'll say "no" and you'll lose 5 Inches off your member".
So he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her "will you marry me?".
"No" she said
He lost 5 inches off his member
The guy liked the results and thought 20 inches is too much so he asked the frog again" will you marry me?".
The frog said "No"
And the guy lost another 5 inches
He thought good 15 inches is great but 10 inches would be better.
So he asked "will you marry me?".
And the frog said "how many more times do I have to tell you "NO!NO!NO!!!!!"
Careful with your wishes boys
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Careful with your wishes boys
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- Greynomad
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Re: Careful with your wishes boys
Like the one posted earlier about the bloke who told the genie he just wanted to be happy.
Ended up working in a mine with six other men of short stature.
Ended up working in a mine with six other men of short stature.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields