Damn flies!

[BruceS]

I asked my granddaughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

[Greynomad]

Bruce,
In a similar vein:

“The paperless office will arrive about the same time as the paperless toilet.”

“Tablets will never replace newspapers. Ever tried wiping your ar$e with an iPad?”