just my luck

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just my luck

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Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive boy about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend.
So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me love he asked my age.
I'm not a liar so I told him and reminded him I am quite a bit his senior. I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain't all bad, right.
We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about 'adult things'. I said ok.
Then he replied with a face like 👿. He said 'thank you babe, you start."
So I did! I told him adult things like I have arthritis in my knees and how it hurts badly. My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia. I didn't forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker.Of course I told him about the laxatives. Can't forget that.
I also didn't forget to tell him that I have good quality dentures
I was as honest as I could be about 'ADULT THINGS' but I don't understand why he has blocked me! 🤣🤣
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