Smart kid

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Dot
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Smart kid

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I got pulled over on the M6 for going 15 Kph over the speed limit. πŸš“
As the Garda started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down ..... πŸš™
My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old niece , started screaming from the backseat:

β€œIt’s coming out!!!!!” 😱😱😱😱😱😱
β€œI can’t hold it any longer!!!!!β€πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³
β€œIt’s almost here!!!!!!!!!!!”
Now the Garda is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her β€œWhat’s going on here???”
She looks him πŸ’€ DEAD IN THE FACE πŸ’€
And says β€œI’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!β€πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
He started laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I looked like I was about to cry 😭😭😭😭😭
He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 Km home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
As soon as we pulled away I asked β€œWhat the hell was that about???β€πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³
This kid,smirked and said β€œI saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would workβ€πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
I said β€œSo...... You're not pooping πŸ’©?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.
OMG πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
This kid is my hero πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈ
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Ray
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