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I got pulled over on the M6 for going 15 Kph over the speed limit.
As the Garda started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down .....
My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old niece , started screaming from the backseat:
βItβs coming out!!!!!β
βI canβt hold it any longer!!!!!β
βItβs almost here!!!!!!!!!!!β
Now the Garda is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her βWhatβs going on here???β
She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE
And says βIβve got poop coming outta my butt!!β
He started laughing
I looked like I was about to cry
He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 Km home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing
As soon as we pulled away I asked βWhat the hell was that about???β
This kid,smirked and said βI saw it on YouTube but I didnβt think it would workβ
I said βSo...... You're not pooping ?β
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.
OMG
This kid is my hero
Smart kid
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Re: Smart kid
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields