Smart kid
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:12 pm
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I got pulled over on the M6 for going 15 Kph over the speed limit.
As the Garda started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down .....
My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old niece , started screaming from the backseat:
“It’s coming out!!!!!”
“I can’t hold it any longer!!!!!”
“It’s almost here!!!!!!!!!!!”
Now the Garda is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”
She looks him
DEAD IN THE FACE
And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”
He started laughing
I looked like I was about to cry
He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 Km home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing
As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”
This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”
I said “So...... You're not pooping
?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.
OMG
This kid is my hero
I got pulled over on the M6 for going 15 Kph over the speed limit.
As the Garda started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down .....
My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old niece , started screaming from the backseat:
“It’s coming out!!!!!”
“I can’t hold it any longer!!!!!”
“It’s almost here!!!!!!!!!!!”
Now the Garda is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”
She looks him
DEAD IN THE FACE And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”
He started laughing
I looked like I was about to cry
He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 Km home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing
As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”
This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”
I said “So...... You're not pooping
?”She said nope and you're not in trouble either.
OMG
This kid is my hero
