cuckoo needs replacing.

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Dot
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cuckoo needs replacing.

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I thought this one was so true.


The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife
that I would be home by midnight ... promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realised she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve
o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then she told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said: "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "Oh f---!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted." :lol:
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Shirley
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:lol: :lol:
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