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The Duck

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A duck walks into a pub and asks the barman,
"Got any bread?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"
"No. And if you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the bar!"
"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"

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