IRISH DIET
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days,
then skip a day,
then eat regularly again for 2 days
then skip a day ......
And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said,
'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded ...
'I'll tell you though, be jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 'tird day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the skippin'
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Russell Barter from South Australia AKA "Death on Wheels"
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Mitsubishi Challenger towing a Jurgen 2406 Caravan. Its all about fun with friends travelling our great country.