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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Two Statues...
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norman »
Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:52 am
There are two statues in a park;
One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred...
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Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:52 am
Picking Lemons
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Dot »
Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:17 pm
The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Victoria, seemed to be far
too qualified for the job; given her arts and education...
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Last post by Dot
Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:17 pm
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Last post by supersparky
Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:25 pm
YOu know it's a bad day when...
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shonky »
Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:40 am
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Your pet rock bites you.
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You pay a parking fine and then realise it wasn't yours, someone had put theirs under your windscreen wiper :twisted:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:07 am
7 Dwarves of Old Age
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Dot »
Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:25 pm
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7 Dwarves of Old Age.jpg
What forum members can you see here?? :lol:
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I plead the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and the 5th just to be sure. :D
Ask me no questions and I shall tell you no lies :twisted:
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:36 pm
What A Clothesline Was
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Dot »
Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:46 pm
THIS IS FUNNY AND QUITE TRUE...WE ARE PROBABLY THE LAST GENERATION THAT WILL REMEMBER
WHAT A CLOTHESLINE WAS
Great memories for some of us!...
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Last post by Dot
Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:46 pm
The Hills
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John M »
Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:40 am
Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe,
near Transylvania. They drive in a rental car along a rather
deserted highway. It is...
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Last post by John M
Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:40 am
Why don't men understand?
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T1 Terry »
Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:48 pm
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She doesn't want you to try and fix the problem, she just wants you to listen and understand ;)
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....there haven't been any comments from the ladies, maybe a little close to the truth ;)
Terry Who? I'm sorry, I don't know the guy. :lol:
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Last post by generdawg
Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:26 pm
Ain't this the truth !!!!?
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Dot »
Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:03 pm
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WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tires ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless...
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'flatulantless'
Hmmmmm,
Shouldn't that be:
'flatulant ness less'
:? :roll:
Frankly, my dear, I couldn't give a damn...
Rhett Butler
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Last post by Greynomad
Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:19 am
Splinters in her crotch
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Dot »
Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:25 pm
Splinters in Her Crotch !
A woman who was a tree hugging greenie purchased a piece of forest near
Collie, WA .
There was a large tree in one of...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:25 pm
An Australian Love Poem
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Dot »
Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:37 pm
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Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side...
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:oops: :? BUGGER! :cry: :roll:
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:11 pm
Aging Men
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Dot »
Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:49 pm
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Sixty is the worst age to be, said the 60-year-old man. You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes...
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The three stages of the life of a man:
Young women find you attractive.
You think young women find you attractive.
You remind young women of their...
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Last post by SteveW
Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:11 pm
Two...
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norman »
Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:30 am
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Last post by norman
Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:30 am
Quick Laughs.....
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norman »
Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:56 am
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family
values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,...
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Last post by norman
Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:56 am
Quotes from Phyllis Diller
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Dot »
Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:55 am
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:55 am
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Last post by Greynomad
Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:34 am
Gordon Ramsay's Omelette Recipe
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Jodebtre »
Sun May 26, 2013 8:57 am
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Warning - contains Ramsay's favourite word, but it will make you chuckle.
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F'ing great!
:shock:
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Last post by Greynomad
Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:29 am
Canoe Race
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T1 Terry »
Fri May 31, 2013 9:32 am
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Print this one up and put it on the notice board if this fits the company profile where you work, see how long it lasts :lol:
A Japanese company...
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When the rule-changing got a bit too obvious - Dame Pattie was banned from using US-made Kevlar sails & had to use Oz canvas - my dad suggested that...
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Last post by Greynomad
Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:13 am
Am I a Good Citizen or What?
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Chuck »
Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:09 pm
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Whilst strolling alongside the Murray River this morning I noticed what appeared to be a Muslim extremist slip from the riverbank and fall into the...
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:? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by Greynomad
Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:35 pm
Aplomb...
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Chuck »
Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:06 pm
His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when the butler approached and coughed discreetly.
May I ask you a question, My Lord?
Go ahead,...
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Last post by Chuck
Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:06 pm
Mowing the lawn...
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Chuck »
Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:58 pm
So I was sitting outside watching the girlfriend mow the lawn when this old woman next door
comes to the fence & yells at me...
You should be...
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Last post by Chuck
Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:58 pm
T shirts with a message
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T1 Terry »
Fri May 31, 2013 12:35 pm
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Do you know anyone that this T shirt would say it all? Possible unique present opportunity :lol:
T shirt for anyone you know.jpg
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Where does one get these?? :lol:
It's like a wine or book club you sign up for called T shirts online . They send you five new ones per moth (sic...
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Last post by generdawg
Fri May 31, 2013 5:52 pm
Adult Jokes...
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norman »
Fri May 31, 2013 7:07 am
Scottish Wedding
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...
Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your...
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Last post by norman
Fri May 31, 2013 7:07 am
A Scot's Chilli
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aussiegirl »
Thu May 30, 2013 9:46 pm
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A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.......
He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of...
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I like this one :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Thu May 30, 2013 10:18 pm
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Thu May 30, 2013 9:49 pm
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