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Deportation policy
by learjohn » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:50 am
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Deportation A new Abbott initiative:
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That means that Barry will be on the Bus. :lol: finally ;) :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:30 pm
Woman stops Grizzly attack with .25 Caliber Pistol!!
by Chuck » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:27 am
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This is a story of self control and marksmanship.
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I'll find other boyfriends.
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Last post by generdawg Sat Jun 28, 2014 2:39 pm
Building permit
by T1 Terry » Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:30 pm
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Another funny from Casino john... maybe a little too close to the truth though
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...So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
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Last post by generdawg Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:08 pm
Garbage.
by Chuck » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:27 am
Council Ranger pulls up next to a bloke unloading garbage out of his ute into the ditch.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:27 am
Stolen ute...
by Chuck » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:21 am
The young man came running into the store and said to his mate...
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:21 am
Minus 14%.
by Chuck » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:10 am
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The owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
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Atta girl :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:17 am
I.D.
by Chuck » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:17 am
A highway patrol pulled over a car.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:17 am
The Dead Fly...
by Chuck » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:31 am
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There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn, when she came upon a large pile of fresh cow manure.
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Are you trying to tell me something :?: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:04 am
Little Barry (His letter to God) JOKE & TIC
by Dot » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:53 am
Little Barry came into the kitchen where his mother was cooking dinner.
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Last post by Dot Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:53 am
The Banana Test...
by norman » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:33 am
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There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals...
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:lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by Dot Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:45 pm
Water Fountain
by bugman47 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:07 pm
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair...
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Last post by bugman47 Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:07 pm
Another oldie.. Been around for a while
by norman » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:35 am
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A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as
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Not if you are the poor bread roll :roll:
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Last post by Dot Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:47 pm
Never, ever try to outsmart a woman...
by Chuck » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:03 am
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A man calls home to his wife on a Thursday and says, Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.....
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Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
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Last post by Noggins Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:38 pm
Specifically for Dot...
by Chuck » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:52 am
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Thank you Chuck, I see you know exactly how I feel :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:30 am
Cowboy
by SteveW » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:06 am
Did you hear about the cowboy who pulled his chaps on backwards?
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Last post by SteveW Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:06 am
Colonoscopy (an oldie but a real goodie)
by Dot » Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:37 pm
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A little bit about this writer..Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humour columnist for the Miami Herald.
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Brilliantly told Dot, :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Russ Daniels Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:04 pm
Search for kidnapped school girls.
by Chuck » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:09 pm
An international force is being sent to look for the schoolgirls held by Boku Haram.
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Last post by Chuck Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:09 pm
Irish Vasectomy
by John M » Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:08 am
After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor...
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Last post by John M Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:08 am
25LB ???
by bugman47 » Thu May 29, 2014 9:39 pm
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A Scottish Baby
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :o :o :o
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Last post by Dot Fri May 30, 2014 1:54 pm
Interesting Observations.
by bellett65 » Wed May 28, 2014 8:35 pm
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I could not put this at the other place. Article current issue of OWNER DRIVER magazine.
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I will put it there when I get home. Having one of my compulsory breaks at present. I did think as you do the descriptive nature of the wording is...
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Last post by bellett65 Thu May 29, 2014 11:23 pm
What's a shitzu?
by shonky » Mon May 26, 2014 6:24 pm
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A zoo without animals.
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I thought it was one of those sneezes where you not only loose bladder control :shock
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu May 29, 2014 5:51 pm
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Last post by Chuck Thu May 29, 2014 9:37 am
The Budget Cuts
by Dot » Wed May 28, 2014 8:18 pm
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The AMA has weighed in on Joe Hockey’s proposed changes Australia’s health services
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:lol: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by bellett65 Wed May 28, 2014 9:04 pm
Lost Wife
by T1 Terry » Tue May 27, 2014 11:30 pm
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A husband went to the police station to report his wife missing:
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Hey Terry, use your special powers and delete this stutter, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed May 28, 2014 11:05 am
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