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Politically (in)correct in Australia
by Chuck » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:24 pm
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I rooted a Sheila called Penny – spooky or what?
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Last post by Chuck Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:24 pm
Two blokes in a pub...
by Chuck » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:21 pm
I couldn't help but over-hear two blokes in their mid-twenties while standing at the bar.
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Last post by Chuck Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:21 pm
????????...May offend some ....Profanity..
by norman » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:45 pm
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Bit rude if your english speaking, Not if your Austrian......
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Dottie,
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:02 am
Frog at a bank...
by Chuck » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:19 am
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It's only fair to tell you I am only sending this to a few of my friends who could possibly be slightly warped.
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Norm,
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:32 am
When to Disown Your Daughter
by Greynomad » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:59 am
My daughter just walked into the living room and said,
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:59 am
An oldie with a new twist
by T1 Terry » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:42 pm
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A father goes into his daughter's bedroom and sees a letter addressed
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:45 pm
False Teeth....
by norman » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:46 pm
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A VICAR goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first
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Then there's the elderly couple who go to Maccas.
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:59 am
Just a few laughs
by Dot » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:49 pm
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great...
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But there are some young ones just learning about these things :D
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Last post by Dot Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:50 am
An unhappy citizen?
by Dot » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:12 pm
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This is an actual letter sent to the DFAT (Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade) Immigration Minister. The Government tried desperately to censure...
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Wot he said...
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:43 am
Air conditioners in cars
by Dot » Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:20 pm
THE MESSAGE AT THE END SAYS IT ALL.
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Last post by Dot Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:20 pm
A Strange case before the British courts
by John M » Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:38 am
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This will put a smile on your dial great finish and probably true
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but was it a good looking pumpkin? I guess he did say he had his pick so he wouldn't have chosen an ugly one eh :lol: Can't of been too drunk to be...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:30 am
Handy Woman
by Dot » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:24 pm
(Thank u Bob)
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Last post by Dot Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:24 pm
Monkey in the bar.
by Dot » Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:56 pm
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A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
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Good one Dot pissed ourselves laughing at it :lol:
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Last post by mottleemob Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:16 pm
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS---
by pet-els » Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:08 pm
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS---
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Very true :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:12 pm
Snowstorm & parking.
by Chuck » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:14 pm
On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Buffalo, NY were listening to the radio during breakfast.
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Last post by Chuck Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:14 pm
2013 Darwin Awards
by Dot » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:32 pm
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Dottie,
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:30 am
Honda mechanic....
by norman » Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:16 am
A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
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Last post by norman Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:12 pm
Not what you call p.c.
by norman » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:39 pm
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:44 pm
7 Dwarves of Old Age
by Dot » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:02 pm
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ageing.jpg
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What a liar you are Mr Chuckles, at least I have the front to admit to all of them :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:01 pm
New Neighbor...
by Chuck » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:46 pm
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Guess what ? We have a new neighbor.
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Dreaming still I see :roll: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:56 pm
Football Boots
by pet-els » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:04 am
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> >Football Boots
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I would say the lad got out of that encounter rather un scathed ;) ;) :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:39 pm
Balls
by Dot » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:14 pm
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his...
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:14 pm
Victorian Grey Nomads
by cedtrains » Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:54 pm
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Four old retired blokes are walking down a street in Maroochydore. They turned a corner and see a sign that says,
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:lol: :roll: :roll:
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:59 pm
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