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lost man
by Dot » Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:40 pm
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A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a...
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Ouch, or maybe double ouch :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:21 pm
Bully
by Dot » Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:58 pm
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:58 pm
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 10, 2024 6:18 pm
History
by Greynomad » Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:03 pm
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Q. What's the worst thing about Ancient History lectures?
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Q. What's the worst thing about Ancient History lectures?
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Dec 18, 2023 3:36 pm
An Ode to the fart
by Dot » Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:29 pm
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Click on pic to read.
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Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only farted. (NSW railways toilets on the stations cost a penny to get into. 1940-50’s).
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Last post by pet-els Mon Dec 11, 2023 4:15 pm
The rabbit, the hare and a tortoise
by Dot » Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:34 pm
The rabbit, the hare and the tortoise lived in a small house in the woods. They didn't have much food, so they decided that one of them should go to...
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Last post by Dot Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:34 pm
Chinese take away Oldie but a goodie.
by Dot » Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:42 pm
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Ooooohhhh, DOTTIE!!
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:43 pm
Arnie
by Greynomad » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:30 am
Arnold Schwartzenegger is planning to re-make the film which launched his Hollywood career, Conan the Barbarian .
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:30 am
A dill-Doe
by Dot » Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:19 pm
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a dill-Doe.jpg
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Nah, the one in the first post clearly has eyes Dor :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:19 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Nov 08, 2023 12:21 am
Settle on a price
by Dot » Fri Nov 03, 2023 11:21 pm
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A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits...
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YUP!
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Nov 08, 2023 12:12 am
Roadside Tesla
by Dot » Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:42 pm
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I thought it was kinda weird that the Chinese would stop a vehicle that potentially has the ability to eavesdrop on nearby stuff, even though the...
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Last post by supersparky Thu Oct 19, 2023 5:41 pm
maybe d
by Dot » Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:54 pm
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maybe d.jpg
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maybe d.jpg
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:00 pm
4th wedding
by Dot » Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:49 pm
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The Fourth Marriage.....Very topical??
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I like the way you switched the political parties Dottie :lol: A bit like the new husband down in the lobby bar complaining about the new wife only...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:58 pm
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Last post by Dot Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:44 pm
King & the Archbishop
by Dot » Fri Oct 13, 2023 7:40 pm
The King was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be...
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Last post by Dot Fri Oct 13, 2023 7:40 pm
EV on long road trip ??
by Dot » Sat Sep 16, 2023 10:23 pm
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Chuck may be willing to hire himself out :lol: :D
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:22 pm
no sexists posts!
by BruceS » Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:19 am
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OOOOOooooohhh, Terry!
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Sep 09, 2023 3:56 pm
Agricultural Experiment
by Greynomad » Wed Sep 06, 2023 11:16 am
A farmer, wanting to do his bit for the environment, tried feeding his cows a supplement made from used coffee grounds.
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Sep 06, 2023 11:16 am
Timely
by Greynomad » Tue Sep 05, 2023 12:33 am
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A: The punchline arrives before the question.
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Usually it's one hour and ten years. Today it's only ten minutes. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Tue Sep 05, 2023 11:06 am
old lady dilemma
by Dot » Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:19 pm
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OUCH....
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Last post by Chuck Tue Aug 22, 2023 10:06 am
Here's one for Chuck!
by BruceS » Sun Aug 20, 2023 1:58 pm
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2130... as in the 24 hour clock... 9:30pm.
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Last post by Chuck Mon Aug 21, 2023 9:15 am
Oh dear!
by BruceS » Sun Aug 20, 2023 9:29 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BernieQ2 Mon Aug 21, 2023 4:57 am
An Oldie but a Goodie…
by Greynomad » Sat Aug 12, 2023 11:43 pm
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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scot walk into a bar.
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Last post by supersparky Sun Aug 20, 2023 9:32 pm
What the !!!!!
by Dot » Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:50 pm
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SPAM and the logic behind it generally reflects where you've been; because the spammers get your details when you visit....... or some of your detail...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Aug 19, 2023 11:38 am
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