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PARAPROSDOKIANS
by Dot » Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:20 pm
They are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, or phrase, is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.]
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Glasgow Cop
by jacko » Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:33 pm
London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
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Curtain Rods & Divorce
by Dot » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:43 pm
He spent the first day packing his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
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Last post by Dot Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:43 pm
Blonde,s again...
by norman » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:02 pm
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A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
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A blonde walks into a bank in Sydney and asks for the loan officer.
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Last post by Dot Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:56 pm
Health Checke
by Dot » Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:34 pm
Health tip.jpg
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:34 pm
A definition of Heaven & Hell
by T1 Terry » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:31 am
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In Heaven,
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:54 pm
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Last post by bellett65 Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:29 pm
Seniors are smart!!
by Dot » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:17 pm
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A married couple is travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George . Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to...
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NO
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Last post by Dot Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:29 pm
Penguins
by T1 Terry » Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:00 pm
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An oldie, but still good for a laugh
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What was in that injection Terry.
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Last post by homeless Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:19 pm
Fly Sexing
by T1 Terry » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:57 am
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
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:lol: :lol: good one Terry.
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Last post by Dot Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:11 pm
50 Shades of.....
by Chuck » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:22 am
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again......
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Last post by Chuck Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:22 am
Sunday Morning Sex
by Dot » Wed Sep 25, 2013 5:23 pm
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I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..
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Joke of the day award for that one Dot. ROFLMAO
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Last post by supersparky Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:00 pm
Did I Read That Sign Right?
by Dot » Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:33 pm
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
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Last post by Dot Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:33 pm
Greedy Boy
by Dot » Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:30 pm
Gentil Ramírez Polanía, 66, was trying to impress his new girlfriend when he overdosed on the drug.
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Last post by Dot Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:30 pm
Technology and old people
by RussellB[SA] » Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:01 pm
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the...
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:01 pm
Little old lady
by Dot » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:13 pm
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:26 pm
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Forum designed caravan park
by bellett65 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:25 am
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Note the cage to lock up kids and animals
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At the tertiary institution where I studied, someone had graffitti-ed on the male toilet wall,
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:25 pm
Fridge not working
by idexnz » Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:56 pm
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What the hell is she talking about.......??
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Last post by graynomad Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:42 pm
Strike action
by T1 Terry » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:14 pm
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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the...
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assumption that all the virgins are female
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Last post by graynomad Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:55 am
Wisdom passed on
by T1 Terry » Sun Sep 22, 2013 8:18 pm
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Anyone in the autumn of their years pondering their mortality should take heart from the advice given by a tough old fishingboat skipper from Maine...
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:D
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Last post by graynomad Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:47 am
I Knew It I knew It
by bellett65 » Sat Sep 21, 2013 6:52 am
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I knew it, I knew it!!! I knew they would finally release the ingredients in Viagra:
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I heard they are mixing Valium with it now, that way if you don't get a **** you don't give a **** anyway :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:05 pm
Mad or sane?
by Dot » Sat Sep 21, 2013 8:09 pm
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 21, 2013 8:09 pm
Car Language...
by Chuck » Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:10 am
Daughter: Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags...
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Last post by Chuck Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:10 am
Lawyer Jokes
by T1 Terry » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:35 am
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We all must have heard a few good lawyer jokes so here is place to store them. I'll start it off
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Question - What's the definition of waste ?
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