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Men!
by BruceS » Fri Aug 04, 2023 9:01 am
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I like it!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Aug 04, 2023 5:39 pm
The Big Race
by BruceS » Fri Jul 28, 2023 8:33 pm
OK, who won?
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Last post by BruceS Fri Jul 28, 2023 8:33 pm
Pizza Order
by Dot » Wed Jul 26, 2023 7:48 pm
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A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number,...
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That is the way it is going.
What do you mean by Going This is clearly an old joke, the name, map grid reference and available properties with the...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:51 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jul 15, 2023 9:01 pm
Who would of known!!
by Dot » Sun Jul 09, 2023 9:45 pm
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Certain things do when men hang themselves. ;) .
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Last post by Dot Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:23 pm
The meaning is ??
by Dot » Thu Jul 06, 2023 8:04 pm
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Hmmm, never heard that one during my misspent youth. We knew a lot of dirty ditties, but that's a new one for me.
It started out at the youth...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:56 pm
Anniversary Joke
by Greynomad » Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:47 pm
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As today happens to be our wedding anniversary, here's an appropriate tale for you:
Woman says to husband, Why don't you treat me to dates like you...
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Belated Happy anniversary to Joy and yourself Ray. I hope that you both had a lovely day together. :D
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Last post by supersparky Tue Jul 11, 2023 7:18 pm
My computer has been looking
by 2foot6 » Mon Jul 10, 2023 10:47 pm
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Gotta pay that one Peter!!!
Maybe she was on the ground crying, not laughing?
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Last post by BruceS Tue Jul 11, 2023 9:51 am
Good show Mike!!
by BruceS » Sat Jul 08, 2023 6:22 pm
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she will be sorry if it is a magic mushroom. :lol:
Is that warning due to past experiences Dottie? Magic mushrooms are a hallucinogenic, so it...
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Last post by Dot Mon Jul 10, 2023 3:10 pm
Pride Month Comes to an end (JOKE)
by Dot » Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:51 pm
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Maybe a bucket or two of Anusol may help :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat Jul 08, 2023 10:50 pm
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Last post by BruceS Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:08 pm
A Womens Poem
by Dot » Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:20 pm
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Serves him right for opening his mouth!
He should have known that you can tell when a husband is wrong: his lips are moving. :P
Husband marker -...
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Last post by Noggins Fri Jul 07, 2023 10:48 am
The Duck
by Greynomad » Thu Jul 06, 2023 10:36 pm
A duck walks into a pub and asks the barman,
Got any bread?
No.
Got any bread?
No.
Got any bread?
No.
Got any bread?
No. And if you...
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jul 06, 2023 10:36 pm
Bert and Ernie
by Dot » Sun Jun 11, 2023 7:05 pm
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Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds...
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Oh, Dottie!
You do find some pearlers… :oops: :) :P :D :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jul 06, 2023 10:15 pm
I've been caught out.
by 2foot6 » Fri Jun 23, 2023 9:44 am
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:oops:
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jul 06, 2023 9:49 pm
Fluffy is missing
by Dot » Tue Jun 27, 2023 6:08 pm
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That should be a lost but found ad Dot. :lol: :lol: :roll:
Poor gerbil. :shock:
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Last post by supersparky Tue Jun 27, 2023 7:32 pm
Good friends needed
by 2foot6 » Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:38 pm
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A good friend sent me this, with a smiley. Guess I don't need enemies :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yep, I reckon that's it Dot. But the world would be a sad place without blokes like him. :lol: :lol: :D
Ideas men are the salt of the earth,...
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Last post by supersparky Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:49 pm
There's hope yet!
by BruceS » Wed May 31, 2023 10:12 am
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Oh yeah!
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Don't think I will be going there, 82 Park Ave Kotara is Beaurepaires.
George
Ah, but you could get a rubber with a life time puncture repair...
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Last post by Dot Sat Jun 10, 2023 7:12 pm
back to dating
by Dot » Sat Jun 03, 2023 10:08 pm
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A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she'd...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Shirley Sat Jun 03, 2023 10:10 pm
cuckoo needs replacing.
by Dot » Tue May 30, 2023 10:47 pm
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I thought this one was so true.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the boys . I told my wife
that I would be home by midnight ......
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Shirley Wed May 31, 2023 2:39 am
seen my peeler?
by BruceS » Thu May 18, 2023 7:37 pm
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One is called George, who are the others? :)
George
George 2 and George 3 = split personality
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Last post by Dot Sun May 21, 2023 1:35 pm
Kids!!
by BruceS » Thu May 18, 2023 7:33 pm
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I tried to explain to my 3 year old grandson today that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poo in your pants, but he still made fun of me.
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It can happen to the best of you :) :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat May 20, 2023 9:07 pm
Last in a line is best.
by Dot » Sat May 20, 2023 9:01 pm
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise...
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Last post by Dot Sat May 20, 2023 9:01 pm
Oh, deer…
by Greynomad » Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:47 pm
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The service centre of the future?
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Apr 22, 2023 2:59 pm
Might buy a gas powered motorhome
by 2foot6 » Thu Apr 06, 2023 8:33 pm
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Ten kilometer's per fart
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Found it !
The cartoon that is
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Ohh an update on the pictures Dot posted earlier.
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