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There is always a bright side
by T1 Terry » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:13 am
A newly married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
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Two Statues...
by norman » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:52 am
There are two statues in a park;
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Picking Lemons
by Dot » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:17 pm
The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Victoria, seemed to be far
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Last post by supersparky Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:25 pm
YOu know it's a bad day when...
by shonky » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:40 am
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Your pet rock bites you.
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You pay a parking fine and then realise it wasn't yours, someone had put theirs under your windscreen wiper :twisted:
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:07 am
7 Dwarves of Old Age
by Dot » Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:25 pm
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7 Dwarves of Old Age.jpg
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I plead the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and the 5th just to be sure. :D
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Last post by Dot Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:36 pm
What A Clothesline Was
by Dot » Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:46 pm
THIS IS FUNNY AND QUITE TRUE...WE ARE PROBABLY THE LAST GENERATION THAT WILL REMEMBER
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The Hills
by John M » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:40 am
Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe,
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Why don't men understand?
by T1 Terry » Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:48 pm
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She doesn't want you to try and fix the problem, she just wants you to listen and understand ;)
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....there haven't been any comments from the ladies, maybe a little close to the truth ;)
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Last post by generdawg Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:26 pm
Ain't this the truth !!!!?
by Dot » Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:03 pm
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WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
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'flatulantless'
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:19 am
Splinters in her crotch
by Dot » Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:25 pm
Splinters in Her Crotch !
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Last post by Dot Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:25 pm
An Australian Love Poem
by Dot » Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:37 pm
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Of course I love ya darlin
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:oops: :? BUGGER! :cry: :roll:
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:11 pm
Aging Men
by Dot » Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:49 pm
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Sixty is the worst age to be, said the 60-year-old man. You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes...
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The three stages of the life of a man:
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Last post by SteveW Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:11 pm
Two...
by norman » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:30 am
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Last post by norman Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:30 am
Quick Laughs.....
by norman » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:56 am
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family
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Last post by norman Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:56 am
Quotes from Phyllis Diller
by Dot » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:55 am
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:34 am
Gordon Ramsay's Omelette Recipe
by Jodebtre » Sun May 26, 2013 8:57 am
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Warning - contains Ramsay's favourite word, but it will make you chuckle.
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F'ing great!
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:29 am
Canoe Race
by T1 Terry » Fri May 31, 2013 9:32 am
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Print this one up and put it on the notice board if this fits the company profile where you work, see how long it lasts :lol:
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When the rule-changing got a bit too obvious - Dame Pattie was banned from using US-made Kevlar sails & had to use Oz canvas - my dad suggested that...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:13 am
Am I a Good Citizen or What?
by Chuck » Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:09 pm
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Whilst strolling alongside the Murray River this morning I noticed what appeared to be a Muslim extremist slip from the riverbank and fall into the...
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:? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:35 pm
Aplomb...
by Chuck » Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:06 pm
His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when the butler approached and coughed discreetly.
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Last post by Chuck Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:06 pm
Mowing the lawn...
by Chuck » Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:58 pm
So I was sitting outside watching the girlfriend mow the lawn when this old woman next door
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Last post by Chuck Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:58 pm
T shirts with a message
by T1 Terry » Fri May 31, 2013 12:35 pm
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Do you know anyone that this T shirt would say it all? Possible unique present opportunity :lol:
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Where does one get these?? :lol:
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Last post by generdawg Fri May 31, 2013 5:52 pm
Adult Jokes...
by norman » Fri May 31, 2013 7:07 am
Scottish Wedding
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A Scot's Chilli
by aussiegirl » Thu May 30, 2013 9:46 pm
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A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.......
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I like this one :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu May 30, 2013 10:18 pm
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